First Post

In honor of my first post here is a poorly photo-shopped kitten factory.  I firmly believe all of my problems would be solved in such a place.

Now, you maybe thinking: 'what a cop-out, of course I love kittens, she's is trying to appeal to my fascination with helpless furry mammals in order to gain subscribers rather than original, possibly thought provoking, content.'  And that is correct.  In my defense I did make this image, so it is original, thought provoking - debatable.  However, by creating such a seemingly unimpressive first blog post I have now prepared you to be amazed at my future posts.  Is setting the bar low cheating?  I don't know, I hate philosophy so don't expect any intrinsic advice here.  Is that a manifestation of my low self-esteem? Probably.

So like a classroom caterpillar crawling forth from its' chrysalis at a painfully slow rate I too will post new material occasionally, until I am transformed into a butterfly.  In reality, it will probably be closer to a moth and the entire class of kindergartners will be disappointed and go home crying, but a winged insect none the less.  Thank you for visiting and making me one step closer towards becoming Ruler of the Internet.

Plus my class grade depends on this.